Uhm Can I Get a Little Help Here?
Uhmmm, can I get a little help here? Yeah, it’s not that funny. Could you please stop laughing and lend me a hand. How did I get here? Well, that’s a whole other story. If you could help me out maybe I’ll tell you how it all happened. Oh come on, put the camera away. This isn’t a photo op. Your pet is in trouble here. Ever hear of animal cruelty? Get me out of here!

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“Nom. Nom. I love kitty for breakfast,” sneered the evil toilet seat.
“Aha!” I cried out. “Take that, you varment! Take that! And that! And that!”
So you see, that’s why I am here at Home Depot, in search of a new toilet seat.