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Help Us Save The Anchovy!

Wednesday, March 23rd, 2011

Won't you help us save the anchovy? We're on a campaign to save these little buggers. I know some of you like them in your food, maybe in your Caesar salad or your spaghetti sauce. But get real, these little guys taste horrible. Isn't it better simply to use salt and save the anchovies?! We think so. Come on in ...

This Is How You Celebrate My Birthday?

Monday, March 21st, 2011

This is how you celebrate my birthday? Oh come on now people. I snuggle, I purr, I let you pet me even when I want to go lay in the sun. I'm at your beck and call throughout the day and this is how you repay me? Don't get me wrong, the food is appreciated and I'm happy to celebrate. ...

Here Kitty Kitty, Don’t Be Scared

Tuesday, March 15th, 2011

Here kitty kitty, now don't be scared. I didn't mean to frighten you. I simply wanted to hold you and take you home with me. I have some yummy food at home and a warm place for you to sleep. Won't you please come out little kitty? I really don't want to leave you on your own overnight. How about ...

Alright Stormtrooper, Prepare the Chicken Nugget for Dipping

Monday, March 14th, 2011

Has the dipping sauce been tested? Alright then Stormtrooper, prepare the chicken nugget for dipping. Per all reports this is the biggest chicken nugget in the known universe, so we need to get it right. We're not going to get another chance. I'll keep stirring while you lower the nugget in slowly. Okay, let's do this! Image By Stéfan

Alright Cat, Time For Some Barbeque

Monday, March 7th, 2011

Alright cat, time for some barbeque. If you could just tell me what comes next on the marinade, I'll wrap it up and throw the fish on the bbq. I don't know about you, but I'm getting pretty hungry. Okay, now hand me those tongs and we'll get lunch going. Who knows, maybe we'll even have time for a quick ...

I Knew I Shouldn’t Have Taken the Cat’s Food!

Wednesday, March 2nd, 2011

When will I ever learn? I knew I shouldn't have taken the cat's food. I kind of get the idea he's a little pissed. Maybe if I just sit here and don't move much he'll ignore me. What do you think? Yeah, well I guess I had to go at some point. At least this way I'll have had a ...

You Put The Jelly Heart In My Sandwich

Wednesday, February 16th, 2011

I have to say, you definitely put the jelly heart in my sandwich. My peanut butter and jelly wouldn't be the same without your heart. I swear a good jelly heart makes all the difference. Of course some of my favorites are grape, cherry, boysenberry and apricot jam. But nothing says love quite like a strawberry jelly heart. Thanks for ...

Get Back Here, That Fish Is Mine! Mine I Tell You!

Monday, January 24th, 2011

Listen bird, I said get back here. That fish is mine! Mine I tell you! I saw it first. Besides, I was the one who caught it. I only dropped it for a second so that I could get a better grip on it. That's doesn't give you the right to come swooping in and take it away from me. ...

Seriously, Are We Almost There Yet?

Sunday, January 9th, 2011

I'm getting pretty tired back here. How much longer do you think we have? I swear it seems like we've been walking since the sun popped over the horizon. Now we're walking into the sunset. But seriously, are we almost there yet? I'm not sure this was the right move. I hope you guys know where you're going. All I ...

Hey, You There…Got Nuts?

Monday, December 27th, 2010

Hey you! Yes, you there. Got nuts? Seriously, do you have any nuts? It's freezing out here and I've been hunting around for a few hours but still haven't managed to find any nuts. Come on, I've got a family to feed. The kids are hungry and the wife is going to be pissed if I come home without my ...

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